Tallow Balm. Forget the Fancy, get the FAT.
Tallow Balm. Forget the Fancy, get the FAT.
Listen up , fellas. Skincare for blokes isn't that hard and doesn't need a list of ingredients that are impossible to pronounce, nevermind if they're actually ok to use over long periods of time. But what I want to tell you is here is a balm is Australian made, only contains real ingredients and is an all-in-powerhouse. This is "Ol' MATE", the Men's All-purpose Tallow Extract.
Forget the fancy, get the fat. That's right, the secret weapon in Ol' MATE is grass-fed tallow, nature's beef derived moisturizer. Tallow mimics your skin's natural oils, sinking in deep without leaving you greasy and no clogged pores, just happy, hydrated skin that can withstand the harshest Aussie conditions.
But wait, there's more! We didn't stop at tallow, lads. We threw in some heavyweight contenders to make Ol' MATE a champion-worthy elixir:
- Cocoa butter: Think of
it as your skin's personal armor, shielding it from the sun's fiery
wrath.
- Shea butter: Will soften scars and smooth out complexion.
- Olive oil: This Mediterranean legend adds a touch of luxury plus its Vitamin E content gives your skin a fighting chance against wrinkles and other time-traveling trojans.
- Jojoba oil: Nature's mimic strikes again, this time fooling your skin into thinking it's producing its own oil, so smooth and so glossy. Oh what a feelin!
- Almond oil: Packed with Vitamin A, this gentle giant helps even out your skin tone.
- Rosehip oil: Forget smelling like a bouquet, this oil is nature's secret weapon against scars and fine lines. Think of it as a time-turner for your face, minus the dodgy side effects.
So, ditch the girly lotions and secretly digging into the missus' stash. Take responsibility into your own hands and embrace the elixir that's made for men who appreciate the finer things: natural ingredients, a good citrus and beefy scent, and the satisfaction of knowing your skin is being well looked after.
And don't forget, use code "OLMATE10" for 10% off your first jar of Ol' MATE. Because even tough guys deserve a discount.
